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I Don’t Care Where You Tweet You Twat!



One of the most significant benefits mobile technology has brought to us is the ability to access the internet on the go (IMHO). Why, then, do some twitter users feel the need to inform their followers of where they are when they tweet? How many times have you read “Just walking down such a street” or “Sitting in a coffee shop”. The later one is generally followed by “and drinking a cup of Coffee”. Maybe it’s just me but I think it’s pretty clear that coffee is available in such places.

Let’s face it people, as much as we might like to think that everyone on twitter is dying to know where we are when we tweet, some places are just not worth talking about. Ok, so if you are at some event or conference that you think might be worth tweeting about then all good, at least you are giving your followers some useful information. The useful information being what is going on at the conference not that you happen to be there!

Or how many times have we seen “just arranged a meeting with @john this evening”. I mean really! If you have to tweet to John to tell him that you have just arranged a meeting with him I think you might as well stay at home as John may not be too switched on! Add to that the fact that most people don’t know John or give a hoot who you meet then you are just wasting a tweet.

Now if it wasn’t enough to tell @ John you were having a meeting some people feel the need to tell @John that the meeting went well after it finished. It almost sounds like the love sick “screenagers” on Bebo who are whispering sweet nothings back on forth to one and other to show the world how much there one day old relationship means ! Again, do we really care how your meeting went? Now, if you were to tell us, “I just closed a deal for 100k with @John from Nike” then if I was in the footwear business I would be interested or even if I’m not in that business I can see how it would be worth tweeting about and I might even “RT” it with a little “well done”.

I suppose what we need to do is to take a step back with a tweet and ask “ Is this tweet any use to @my_followers”.

@drofsocialmedia suggests 3 simple rules before tweeting !

Is this relevant to my audience or just me?

Will this information be useful to anyone but me?

Would I care if somebody I follow tweeted this?

The problem with poor tweets (I feel) is that they disengage the follower and then when you do tweet something useful that person might just miss it as they are not paying too much attention to your tweets anymore. Feel free to comment with your own “tweet” frustrations or suggestions for ensuring you are engaging your audience.

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  • http://cindyking.biz/ Cindy King

    Interesting comments Topgold. I think there are similarities in how we both use Twitter.

    No one else can really see how well Twitter works for me because it all happens outside of my public Twitter feed. So I don’t have a stream of friendly chit chat in the public feed. But I do connect continually to new & old Twitter friends in a meaningful way behind the scenes. So I guess I have a more rapid conversion outside of Twitter.

    I’d be interested to know if you get lots of DMs and emails like I do. And what you feel about your conversion rate in bringing casual Twitter friends to become meaningful contacts outside of Twitter.

    I’d love to see some case studies on that, but not sure we will.

    I just listened to Brian Solis this weekend on a Warren Whitlock talk show, and it really struck home to me that there are no specific rules in creating your social media strategy and what tactics a business should use. Everything depends on what you want to get out of it and how you should go about it to get there. There are just too many parameters to make any generalizations.

  • http://www.btbtraining.com/blog Niall Devitt

    Pat, ill go one better than that, I know you and Darragh are two of the most effective users of Twitter in Ireland. How’s about doing a post talking about your experience? and we will be delighted to publish it on here.

  • http://richardmclaughlin.biz/ McLaughlin

    I don’t run a script pat, except to unfollow. I do auto-follow and then I just unfollow people that have followed and then unfollowed me. Quitter tells me who stopped following and when I feel that I’ve seen a lot I use one of the unfollow tools. It used to be huitter, but that no longer works.

  • http://richardmclaughlin.biz/ McLaughlin

    3 years and 3 months. Much longer than most, but 9 months short of 4 years kind of a long stretch to say nearly 4 years.

  • Anonymous

    Brian

    Do I enjoy reading tweets like “sitting in a coffee shop”? No and this is because I am jealous that I don’t have time for a cappuccino :-(

    I say if your twitter strategy is working for you then keep going – be it 100% biz focused, 100% social focused or somewhere in the middle.

    The way I see it is that different SM tools work for different people and everyone has their own favourites. Also people have different objectives in using SM and will therefore use tools differently.

    For me this makes it difficult to state that one SM tool is better than another and also makes it difficult to have uniformed rules of engagement. What turns me on (tool choice or how it should be used) could turn others off and visa versa.

    You certainly opened up the debate and I enjoyed reading everyone’s opinions.

    Paul “A twitter user but not a twitter expert or perhaps I am underselling myself because it’s not exactly rocket science” Mullan

  • Brian Prenderville

    thanks Paul,

    I am in the process of creating an overall response to the comments so far. I love your last line :)

  • Anonymous

    Wow, what a lot of interest in this article and it’s great to see all the different points of views! Perhaps this is an appropriate time to take a look and see what info can be gained from the discussion so far!

    ***Experience***

    Just how can we define experience on twitter? It was eluded to many times in the comments received that experience can be correlated to

    a) amount of followers that one has

    “ Sorry, but this from someone with 7 followers and who follows 19 people” (Darragh Doyle @ Brian Prenderville)

    Conversely, it was suggested that amount of followers has no relationship with experience

    “As for McLaughlin just another number gatherer, we have seen them for years and we will see them for years to come” (Pat Phelan @ _McLaughlin)

    b) Length of time on twitter.

    “Who joined on March 16 of THIS YEAR? http://twitter.com/drofsocialmediaSeriously Brian, you have got to be kidding me here” (Darragh Doyle @ Brian Prenderville)

    “oh and by the way, here longer than all of you, you cant claim numbers on that :-) ” (P at Phelan)

    And again the opposite argument was put forth

    “according to http://howlonghaveyoubeentweeting.com/ I have been on Twitter 2 years, 10 months, 2 weeks, 5 days. A year less than ev and a month less than you.” ( _Mcloughlin 39,981 followers @ Darragh Doyle 3,678 followers)

    So just what is it that gives somebody the right to call themselves experienced with twitter? Is it length of time or number of followers for example, as suggested and contradicted throughout our debate or is it none of the above – is technology changing faster than people and as a result we can’t answer such questions? As both a social marketing enthusiast and a researcher I guess I tend to agree with the proposition that there are always answers to questions but that’s just me, what do you think?

    ***Running a Script***

    Again, we seemed to have conflicting views on whether or not is “ok” to run a script
    “he is running a script for followers, see how his numbers are so close together, its a dead giveaway” (Pat Phelan negative connotations@ _McLaughlin)

    “I do auto-follow and then I just unfollow people that have followed and then unfollowed me” (_Mclaughlin positive connotations@Pat Phelan)

    I don’t know much about running scripts but I found myself questioning whether or not it mattered if one runs a script or not. Does it matter how you get your followers? will people have a look for a bit and “decide where you want to stop” (Cindy King) and unfollow you if they don’t like what they see anyway ? Or is scripting the behaviour of “brassers who want to charge for something (Pat Phelan).

    Looking at it from another angle should we congratulate those that grow organically such as Colleen Cole who amassed 500 followers using such an approach or could she have got more numbers faster using a script? If so, would the numbers be of any real value or be of such value that they could get her just as many if not more relevant followers due to the affordances and reach offered by such scripts? I’m not sure, what do you think? (P.S Colleen you prob noticed I associated the word organic with the food you were talking about in my response to your post yesterday, Whoops – was very tired!)

    ***Etiquette***

    We saw some emotive words being used….

    I Don’t Care Where You Tweet You Twat (Brian Prenderville – Title)

    “this is possibly the most bullshit ridden posts I have *EVER* read on Bloggertone and is a complete shame that it was published” Daragh Doyle @ Bloggertone)

    In response we saw some criticism of the above

    “I think this article is spot on (but I don’t like the title)” ( _McLoughlin)

    “You should be aware the final word in your title, in some countries, is considered a very offensive vulgarity with strong misogynistic overtones” (Global Copywright aka Sarah @Brian Prenderville)

    “you used the word “bullshit” in your last paragraph” + “ in a professional context, giving a presentation, during a meeting, It is a word I will not use because of the risk that it would be interpreted in a negative fashion” Niall Devitt @ Darragh Doyle)

    “I don’t cuss on twitter” + “if I had posted this article instead of Brian, would you have come back with the same comment and called it bullshit?” (_McLaughlin @ Darragh Doyle)

    So should we be allowed “cuss” on Twitter and use whatever words we want in order to make our arguments more emotive? is this what our followers want ? or are we doing ourselves a disservice “as take my word, it doesn’t travel” (Global Copywrite aka Sarah @ Brian Prenderville) . Perhaps again it depends on the follwers who “create a new meaning for each tweet” (Rachel).

    I can’t speak for Darragh on this and I don’t know enough about how words are perceived or accepted in the different countries, however, I did think my title was catchy and it does seem to have created some response. Or hass it ? What do you think ?

    ***Title***

    Did the title have anything to do with the fact this article has remained on the home page and received so much attention? or is it related to the fact that I got Darragh Doyle, one of the most the most respected users on twitter according to Niall Devitt (C/0 Bloggertone) to enter the debate by tweeting him “Check out blog “I don’t care where you Tweet you Twat ! http://bit.ly/bXR8Ls”, who, in turn started to tweet comments such as

    I haven’t ranted in ages but this by a self-styled “Dr of Social Media” is BULLSHIT http://short.ie/uttercrap. Poor @bloggertone :(

    http://tweakyourbiz.com/marketing/2010/03/19/i-don%E2%80%99t-care-where-you-tweet-you-twat/ << absolute crap from a "dr of social media"

    http://twitter.com/darraghdoyle/status/10815411281

    http://twitter.com/darraghdoyle/status/10815320821

    which were then picked up and re-tweeted by some of his followers , see below for some examples

    http://twitter.com/cloudsteph/status/10722105044
    http://twitter.com/anthonymcg/status/10721458297

    Or ! without the title would Darragh have bothered to click on the link to the blog in the first place ? I’m undecided, perhaps some of the people who posted about good title’s such as Niall and Cindy (I went looking for the articles to link but couldn’t remember where I saw them) could offer opinions as well as others.

    ***Best Practice***

    I guess if I was to copy all the quotes in relation to how it’s impossible to proffer a definitive list of best practice in relation to the use of twitter I would be copying an awful lot of info. Suffice to say the overall consensus was that this is not possible.

    While on the whole I agree that a twitter strategy should be designed to meet the needs and expectations of a business’s followers* and as a result no two twitter strategies can be the same, it is my contention that just like in the offline world business on line could be made much easier for companies if we can come up with some fundamental twittering principles which can lay the foundation for unique business strategies. However, that is just my opinion, and I 100% concur with Wchinga that we need “Interesting points to ponder from different perspectives”

    I look forward to reading any new comments and would like to offer an extract from my PhD as a way of provoking further thought on the matter…..

    It’s only the future…
    Technology is changing faster than markets,
    Markets are changing faster than customers,
    Customers are changing faster than organisations,
    and organisations are changing faster than the people who run them,
    (Philips, 2000:1)**

    Thanks for reading
    Brian

    * note the use of business followers as apposed to business – again as pointed out in some of the other articles here on Bloggertone that it is now the customers who dictate how business is run due to the power of social media)

    ** Philips, N. (2000) E-Motional Business, London, Pearson Education.

  • Anonymous

    P.S, Cindy – If you can get me access to a large number of people who will participate in a survey I would be happy to carry out the research you describe into conversion rates in bringing casual Twitter friends to become meaningful contacts outside of Twitter.

  • http://www.insideview.ie topgold

    I was a SXSW Twithead. Killed the first account because Jaiku was working better. Rejoined with a cluster of tweeple in Tipperary in December 2006. Officially, one of the first 100 Irish-based people on Twitter. Not that it matters much in the real world.

  • http://www.insideview.ie topgold

    Yesterday, I got 8 DMs, three direct texts and four phone calls arising from sending 30 tweets. I’m always below a 1-to-3 ratio in the DM space and I average around 20 tweets a day.

    The best measure of engagement comes from the number of direct connections on topics that create value.

  • http://richardmclaughlin.biz/ McLaughlin

    no, it doesn’t really matter. But it is pretty cool. :-)

  • Brian Prenderville

    Of Course it does ! Twitter is the real world :) The fact that you are from Tipperary makes it even more special :) Go on the Premier county !

  • http://www.btbtraining.com/blog Niall Devitt

    Thinking about it! perhaps there is a strange synergy between the original post and many of the re-actions in that: the post could have been interpreted as not respecting the folks who use Twitter (those who are experienced users) and some of the resulting re-actions could be interpreted as not respecting the author or the point of view.

    Very quickly what starts out as a difference of opinions, expressed well and with reason descends into a silly slanging match. Some of course may see this as harmless fun but the reality is that what’s one person’s fun is another’s cruel.

    As we attempt to come to terms with and deal with the very serious consequences of teenagers engaging in bullying online, perhaps we as adults, in an effort to lead by example SHOULD all play by one Twitter rule: RESPECT??

  • sianmaloney

    I have seen this topic brewing for a while and I have been biting my tongue. I think I would describe myself as a Mongrel Twitter user!! I am a business woman, mother, wife, sport lover, social media lover, chatter, website owner who also loves using Social Media as a great tool for learning things that I would never have known from marketing, IT, accounting to cooking, shopping and DIY!! But I have also made so many online friends and contacts that I would never have known. But I have started to notice in the last while that people have declared this sort of ownership on how people should use Twitter and it really irks me. As far as I was aware nobody could dictate to anybody how they used it. It is a Social Media tool. If you don’t like how a person is using it, don’t follow them. Don’t moan about it. It is your decision. Surely we should be encouraging people to become more techie friendly and not frighten them off by ridiculing them as they dip their toe in the water. I love a mixture of tweets. That is my decision. I love learning from my techie/marketing superiors and having banter with friends and often other Mums and Dads. Twitter is a fantastic resource. There are genuine people to be found on it who will give you fantastic help and support. But you have to work at building these relationships as well. I am a firm believer in treating others as you would like to be treated. So good luck with your title Brian!

  • Brian Prenderville

    thanks for your support Sian,

    The title does seem to have generated a lot of interest alright :) Hopefully, it is a competition winner.

    You know it’s funny ! as I was relaying all the comments to my partner last night I started to question whether there would be any twitter without the trivialities ? or would business people just use the likes of Igopeople and Smartha. So i’m now wondering do the trivialities just come with the territory and are they inextricably linked to the DNA that comprises Twitter !.

  • Brian Prenderville

    thanks for your comments Niall. Perhaps you might just clarify ? Are you suggesting that I engaged in in a silly “slanging match” ?

    I have always had a rule ! Respond to the content not the person. I felt that I had done this and not let myself engage in any such activities?

    I always respect other people, their opinions and their views. Even if I do not agree with them I listen to them , process the information and decide whether or not their arguement is better than mine and as a result, have on more than one occasion, changed my opinion ( see my response to sianmaloney above). Otherwise, the usefulness of blogging (for me) is undermined and pointless.

    Similarly, I expect others to respect my opinions, my points, my thought provoking arguements ( which i’m sure you will see more on bloggertone should it take off !) and my views.

    While I make no apologies for the piece that I have written, I would hate to think that anybody thought I was disrespecting them . I selected the controversial title because it was a competition for the best title ! like them or love them , they get people’s attention and encourage them to participate in the discussion, even if only to tell you that they don’t like it.

    Best Regards
    Brian

  • http://www.btbtraining.com/blog Niall Devitt

    I am suggesting that we all need to be careful to ensure that what starts as a difference of opinions doesn’t descend into a slanging match.

  • http://www.cgonlinemarketing.com/ Christina Giliberti

    Well… I’ve come in at a late stage and read a number of comments in the SM debate.
    Still, here’s my thoughts.

    The thing about social media is we embrace our ‘social self’. Instead of thinking business, relevant, topic etc, we just feel this urge to share….exactly as we would by talking to someone face to face.
    Obviously this style isn’t to everyone’s taste. I’m with you Brian in part, that mostly I don’t care much on the whole for the friv or everyday actions, but at other times I laugh my head off and I do see a need for them …
    It does feel strange to be so honest and it is raw in the sense that it isn’t always bred for a purpose (business/professional interest), but …. if we were all robotic and business-y, we would lose our unique identities and personalities.
    Self-expression and sometimes boredom or the need to speak out overides all else. We simply want to connect. Is that wrong? Who knows.

  • Brian Prenderville

    Hi Christina,

    your never too late to the debate :)

    thanks for your comments an an extremely interesting and eloquent point of view.

  • http://www.cgonlinemarketing.com/ Christina Giliberti

    Hi – Apparently the word ‘poke’ means bag in Scottish. I knew a woman who was told to leave a shop because she keeped shouting ‘I want a poke’ at the counter.
    Its the same as ‘pants’ meaning underwear here and trousers in the Us, as you know.
    We should be more in tune about these things, but we’re not!

  • http://twitter.com/IrishSmiley Frederique Murphy

    Thanks Sian, it’s a very useful post, whether you are new in business or to double check you are a-OK! I also think, it should be an ongoing education, and it always amazes me that very few cashier agents know how to handle such a query; I’ve got so many blank look when asking, could I please get a VAT invoice for this purchase? PS, depending on where the readers who are reading this live, they should check as the legal letterhead requirements are not the same, from country to country.

  • http://www.sianphillips.ie Sian Phillips

    Thank for the comment Frederique and for pointing out it’s different letterhead requirement in other countries. I hope it makes people more aware of what to look out for.

  • http://www.seefincoaching.com/blog Elaine Rogers

    Hi Sian,nI have invested in headed paper specifically for this purpose. Although, some accounting packages offer specific paper also.nI have a question/clarification: I have been asked specifically if I would like to receive soft copies of invoices from service providers, and I have agreed to this. But the hard copy has stopped as a consequence. nSo, from what you’re saying above, are they not abiding by legal requirements? (one company continued to send hard copies, and I actually contacted them to say not to bother) If I print them out myself, do they qualify as legal invoices?nnGreat post :)

  • http://www.sianphillips.ie Sian Phillips

    Hi Elaine, it’s not a legal requirement to post out an invoice if it has already been emailed it was just a suggestion to help as mentioned above. The points with ** against them are compulsory. Thanks for asking :)

  • http://www.sianphillips.ie Sian Phillips

    Hi Contractor Accountant. If you check my blog you will see the latest posts – it is updated regularly

  • http://twitter.com/emcg53 Eamon McGlade

    Excellent article that is so applicable to today’s business environment. Having been on the receiving end of a few negotiations that could have been used to script this article, I think the pertinent point is that you must be prepared to walk away. As difficult as this is to even countenance when every sale counts, being prepared to walk away helps both buyer and seller focused on the cost of failure to each party if they cannot reach agreement. It can also minimise bullying from the buyers side if they are just playing hard-ball but ultimately intend to purchase. That said there are some Alpha male buyer types out there looking for some payback for the last few years and their ship has well and truly come in.

  • http://websitesgiveback.com/blog/ Elena Patrice

    Very interesting thoughts here John. I’m in B2B sales and the way business is being done is definitely different. What I do is not a “high” ticket item and yet we still have to find ways to work with them and earn their business, especially since they’re bombarded constantly in my industry. For us, transparency, patience and empathy are key; all which work extremely well for us. This article intrigues me because I was wondering how the “big” boys and higher ticket market was fairing and dealing with things. Thank you for the information here, Iu2019m very appreciative!nu00a0nMuch kindness,nu00a0nElena

  • Johnogorman

    Hi Eamon, thanks for your thoughts. As you say knowing when to walk and when the deal isn’t good for both sides is key.

  • http://www.sianphillips.ie Sian Phillips

    Hi Kg29, I’m sorry to hear you have been caught like this. I suggest you get professional advice from a local accountant to you. Or maybe even the revenue can recommend what you can do. In future if paying over a lot of VAT always check the VAT number that your supplier is giving you and that it matches up with the address etc they are giving you. Good luck

  • Kg29

    Thanks sian