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Customers! Who Needs Them Anyway?



Piggybank (Backside)Are you turning your back on customers?

I don’t know about you, but I continue to be astonished at the number of businesses that don’t seem to want my custom, despite these hard times.

Of course, they don’t come right out and say so. There aren’t any signs warning ‘No dogs or customers’ or ‘Shoppers need not apply’. No, it’s much more subtle than that.

If you were thick-skinned you mightn’t even notice it. Or in a hurry or otherwise preoccupied.

But even then, it will eventually sink in: ‘I’m not welcome here. They don’t want my kind around, making unreasonable demands on their time and attention.’

Money’s no object in these places. Or so it appears. The shop assistants or waiting staff remain unimpressed by your ability to pay. All they see is trouble armed with a wallet or purse.

And who needs trouble anyway? Move along please, nothing to see here.

Sir, madam, have yiz no homes to go to?

You’ll hear it said that this is a buyer’s market. Sometimes, it appears that somebody forgot to tell the sellers.

And, of course, when times are tough, we buyers need to be encouraged too rather than cold-shouldered.

Of course, there are exceptions: The coffee-chain that bundles your drink and sandwich to offer a high-value treat.

The car-valet that comes to your home or place of work and the hotel where they offer you a courtesy drink whilst you wait for your taxi.

But these are few and far between.

In the past few weeks alone, I’ve been ignored forever by a shop-assistant planning his night out, been driven to abandon my online shopping cart because I was unable to add another item (apparently I missed the small-print which explained that the particular choice was only available as part of another package) and been served a black coffee with a topping of froth masquerading as a costly cappuccino in a high-class hotel. Costly despite being spat out by a machine that clearly wasn’t up to the task, as the mortified Italian waiter who served me confided in a furtive whisper.

I don’t want to come over all Lord Bountiful, but don’t these places want my custom? Aren’t they hurting like the rest of us in this downturn?

I’m not difficult to please. Sometimes, I just want a little help in spending my hard-earned money.

None of these businesses has asked me for my advice on branding but, if they did, I’d remind them that first things must come first: There’s no point attracting customers if you don’t intend to look after them.

It seems obvious I know, but I’ll say it again: I continue to be astonished by the number of businesses that don’t seem to want my custom.

What are you doing to make it clear to customers like me that you’re open for business and ready to help us spend their money?



The Author:

Originally from Dublin, Gerard has long been fascinated with brands and how they work, rest and play. This fascination has taken him from his philosophy studies in Dublin to Asia where he worked with brands including the Mandarin Oriental Hotel, Remy Martin, Cathay Pacific, Prudential, MTV and Chanel. More recently, he set up Islandbridge where his clients include Maldron Hotels, Lee Valley Clothing, Children First and Aussie Ice. Gerard is a regular contributor to discussions on branding in both Ireland and overseas and offers a Brief Word on Brands on The Persuaders radio programme and podcast. He writes regular features: The Blend on the implications of branding for hospitality and tourism and The Pitch on branding for SME’s. He is also a frequent visitor to the Irish Management Institute, Dublin City University and Dublin Institute of Technology where he presents on brand innovation. http://www.Islandbridge.com

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  • http://www.channelship.ie/blog/ Fred

    Gerard, this is a fantastic point. In fact, I’ve been going through a set of these type of experiences in the past days and decided that will do a post about it (stand by, hotels in Dublin!!). I’m not going to say much now but in the upcoming post.

  • Anonymous

    I totally agree Gerard, as an Irish person who lived abroad for 13 years and moved home 2 years ago, I am constantly shocked at how bad the service in shops, bars, restaurants is over here. Especially considering the sky high prices they charge. And my (British) other half is amazed by it, how long you are left standing there without an acknowledgment or ‘can I help you’. It really is sub-standard service in a lot of places. The rest of us have upped the ante in the current economy to try keep our jobs but there is a serious amount of people who still seem disinterested.

    In my local Tesco (greystones – i am not afraid to name and shame) you ask for anything out of the ordinary (apparantly nobody in their branch has heard of Apple Strudel. Not exactly an exotic dish I would have thought???) and you are met with a big sigh of inconveniece, by a chewing-gum employee who really makes it clear you have disturbed them and just grunted at me that they do offer Apple Tart rather than asking a manager to help.

    We all have limited funds to spend, so it baffles me why retailers or hospitality services people in particular, are continuing to be blase and rude to their customers, surely they should want to gain as big a percentage as possible of the little disposable income that is out there?

  • http://www.btbtraining.com/blog Niall Devitt

    Gerard, Brilliant post! Thank you for raising this issue. My opinion, the tiger (God rest him) has almost destroyed our collective abilities across a whole range of customer relations areas. For many businesses now customer care = don’t care. Business owners need to get off their arse and ensure that their front line staff are providing an acceptable level of service. If they are not, FIX IT or your business may not survive. We often talk about the complexity and the challenges of doing business in Ireland today, but we so often forget about the simple basics, the common sense stuff. It is entirely unacceptable at any time to encounter such poor service, but in this environment, it would almost be comical if it wasn’t such a serious issue. Ireland Inc needs to wake up and get real because if we can’t get this stuff right, forget about anything that it even remotely complicated. Thank you again for putting this out there.

  • http://www.MyProjectTracker.com Eoin Redmond

    Great post Gerard for highlighting an issue that is rampant in Ireland.

    Just to give you an example of the other extreme, I was in Boston recently and ventured into Abercrombie & Fitch. The staff are all models and constantly offering help. Usually when approached by a gorgeous girl and asked “Do I want any help?”, I give the response, “Nah I’m grand thanks” and run away and hide. However, I actually did need help exchanging items and when I replied “Yes, I would love your help. I need to find all these items and exchange them for different sizes” the girl became like a deer in headlights. She knew nothing of the store beyond the length of her arms. Two more sales assistants appeared to be equally as helpful, but when asked for help they were all dumbstruck!

    “Useless helpful” people can sometimes be as frustrating as “unhelpful” people.

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